Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Laughing with You

Who says that former Soviet Union comrades aren't funny?  Here's the best of Irina for the week.  One is classic, so we wanted to share.  You are welcome.

#3.  "$45 dollars for a vax?" - (female Count Dracula voice).  

Car not hair.  Stay with us it gets better.


#2.  Irina - "Some person from the fire marshall came to office and wanted to know if we have business license.  They also wanted to know how close we are to the nearest fire distinguisher."

Christina - "Aaaah.  You mean fire extinguisher?"

Everyone - laugh, laugh, laugh.


#1.  LJ - "Umm, what are you doing?"

Irina - "What?"

LJ - "Your banana."

Irina - "What?"

LJ - "I think you are eating it upside down."

Irina - "Really."

(everyone look over at LJ and Irina.  Pan into the banana.  View half-eaten upside-down banana in Irina's hand.)

Everyone - laugh, laugh, laugh.

Apparantly this is a former Soviet Bloc thing.  In case you are wondering how to eat a banana upside down, here is the procedure.  

1)  Grab banana upside down.
2)  Bite the tip of the banana to create a crease.
3)  Peal banana.
4)  Enjoy your upside-down banana.

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